I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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