Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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