im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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