we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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