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say what?
wanna hang out?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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