You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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