For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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