Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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