? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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