Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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