I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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