Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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