Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
