He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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