I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Holy shit dude........stairs
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