If i come over, it means nothing
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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