I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Your penis caused this!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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