3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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