You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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