I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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