i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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