Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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