dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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