Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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