FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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