What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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