she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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