I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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