carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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