Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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