Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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