After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's never too late to be topless.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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