Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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