is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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