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(518): View more from New York

She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters

(501): View more from Arkansas

ok you need to stop NOW

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it

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(815): View more from Illinois

so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club

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(705): View more from Ontario

I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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(310): View more from California

Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I sharted in my christmas pjs :(

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

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