That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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