Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i need to put some appletini on your dick
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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