ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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