I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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