i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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