Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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