How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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