You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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