Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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