I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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