I want to have your abortion
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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