Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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