dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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