i just google imaged poop.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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