everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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