this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
