I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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