no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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