I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
So. Much. Porn.
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