You surviving the open bar?
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
sex in a hospital.. check
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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