I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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