these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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