Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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